The ultimate tip for a better holiday season

 22 things we are not thankful for. 

Answers included!

The shadow people and you.

There are literally queer and Latinx monsters and no one is talking about it. 

The four mouthiest of mouth sounds.

“A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.” -- Margaret Thatcher.

A historical record 

Good luck, and don’t fuck it up

Your infighting is, like, really killing my vibe